Look... we get it. Some people collect ducks. Some people hand out ducks. Some people have enough rubber poultry on their dashboard to start a tiny flotation device.
This sticker is for the rest of us.
Whether you're a Jeep owner who's tired of getting "ducked," or you're just a normal human being watching this phenomenon unfold from the parking lot thinking, "Y'all know those are bath toys, right? Welcome home.
F Your Duck is your polite-ish way of saying:
🚫 No ducks. 🚫 No dashboard decorations. 🚫 No unsolicited tiny gifts. 🚫 No participation trophies for parking.
Product features - Water-resistant vinyl with UV protective matte laminate — rated 5+ years outdoors - Eco-solvent inks for an environmentally friendly print - Matte, low-glare finish for crisp visuals - Easy-peel backing for quick application on smooth surfaces - Durable for indoor and outdoor use (small, close details may merge)
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
